June 2010
1 post
i hate this person so much
morninggloria:
I hate him so much that if he died and I were in charge of funeral arrangements, I’d have his tombstone engraved with Comic Sans.
i will remember this. i may in fact steal this and even though i don’t know morninggloria, she will be credited. because this is brutal and perfect.
May 2010
1 post
creepy crawls
my sweet lil girl turned into a creepy crawling curious monster a couple weeks back.
it’s amazing to watch her zoom through the house. the sense of excitement inside her little body must just be…well…i can not even imagine.
all the stuff she has watched all these months, started at longingly, is now within her reach.
i sit and just watch her plot and plan. it seems of course...
April 2010
20 posts
i had a dream
about gene kelly last night. there was much tap dancing on my behalf. i woke up happier than that time i dreamt brad pitt was my loveslave.
i have figured out the solution
morninggloria:
The high school in Glee (McKinley High) is constantly having budget problems that threaten the existence of the glee club.
I have figured out the solution.
Stop buying new outfits for every goddamn performance. And stop autotuning the students’ band room practice sessions.
it's like watching a really sad movie
sometimes i love facebook sometimes i do not.
the homecoming queen i went to high school with, the one with cancer.
well, she just posted all the family photos. beautiful, sweet photos taken i guess a week or two ago.
she started chemo yesterday.
i just think how sad those photos are. how she must’ve thought she needed to take these for her two little girls in case their mommy...
one of those
you should have just stayed in bed days.
yup. i’m havin’ one.
macarons
I want to eat them all. Every macaron that has ever been made, is in existance as I type and every macaron anybody is even thinking about attempting to make.
Mine. Gimme. Nom.Nom.Nom.
hurty
I am seperated from my husband right now.
It is a long, completely fucked up story but the bottom line of it is-I love him.
We are buying a house this summer.
I am lying on my bed right now though, without him, and I miss him so much I literally ache.
Love really does hurt.
9 out 10
forest fires are started by humans….that’s what Smokey the bear says.
Who is starting this other fire?
I think Raccoons…it’s those masks.
They just look so shady.
life=short
Found out today that a woman I went to high school with has a rare and aggressive cancer. She was the beauty queen, cheerleader, looked exactly like a Barbie doll girl that I envied so desperately in school. She is still, according to pictures I’ve seen, just as lovely. With two lovely daughters…
Life is weird. and it’s short. And you should just be thankful for what you have. I...
plant sperm
is everywhere.
i have such a headache. my blue car is green.
make a wish
I wonder which girl was the first to take a photo of a dandelion and think they had created genius….
Seriously, stop it.
We get it. You are deep. You take black and white photos. Of dandelions.
Our mind is blown.
brain dead
So, I had every intention of posting about this phone psychic position that I saw available on craigslist. It asked for a biography to be provided for their website. But forget it because of one thing.
The title of this post was going to be a person’s name…Whitney Houstons aunt…the one with the psychic friends network. Only I could not think of her name. I took a quick glance...
snugglebug
I freakin’ love the way my little baby looks when she is snuggled up. Her pacifier has fallen out and her mouth is open just a little. She is prepared to suck-like the paci is just waiting on her. She takes these deep little breaths and when she exhales I just want to inhale every one of them.
I wish I could bottle those little breaths up and keep them with me. If I had those with me I...
crapballs
I know that Giant is on TCM right now but I can’t stop watching Tori and Dean.
What is wrong with me?