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I'm just me. I know endless amounts of useless information and I use humor as a defense mechanism. I have an amazingly and ridiculously gorgeous daughter. Maybe I will post some pictures of her. If you are lucky. I mock mercilessly. I say the wrong things. And I am sure I will offend. You are so gonna love me... |
So, I had every intention of posting about this phone psychic position that I saw available on craigslist. It asked for a biography to be provided for their website. But forget it because of one thing.
The title of this post was going to be a person’s name…Whitney Houstons aunt…the one with the psychic friends network. Only I could not think of her name. I took a quick glance over at my baby and realized that she has slowly been sucking all of my useless knowlege away from me and replacing it with babystuff. Instead of remembering that Alanis Morissette was on You Can’t Do That on Telelvision, I now know that Dora the Explorer is cousins with Diego.
Oh, and it was Dionne Warwick. I just remembered.
take that Dora
